WHO IS BELLATRIX LESTRANGE

Bellatrix Lestrange was a Death Eater from the Harry Potter book series.

Bellatrix was wife to Rodolphus Lestrange, but actually loved Voldemort. She was the aunt of Draco Malfoy. Bellatrix spent many years in the prison, Azkaban, for her crimes associated with Voldemort's first reign of terror. This included torturing Frank and Alice Longbottom into insanity. She was involved in a mass escape during Voldemort's second rise. During her time of freedom, she was responsible for three known murders. Her victims were Sirius Black, Dobby the house elf, and Nymphadora Tonks. During the final battle at Hogwarts, Bellatrix was killed in a duel by Molly Weasley.

In fact, she is the best character of anything. Any book, movie, story.

Anyway, so lovely Bella is a [phsyco] killer, who is way cool. She loves to torture innocent and usually defenssless people. She is way too devoted to the fabulous [Lord Voldemort], who is the second best character of anything ever. But it is still way cool that she is blindly devoted to him.

It would be hot if Bella and Voldy had [sex], but only in a bizzare fanfic, so it's not gonna happen. Bella has her locked up husband Rodolphus to sleep with.

Bellatrix's sister, at least the one she kinda likes, is Narcissa Malfoy, who is [Lucius]'s wife. And Bella killed her cousin [Sirius Black]. He was cool too, but better him than Bella, who is 1000000000000000000000000000000x cooler. Than anyone.

Bellatrix was sent to [Azkaban] for life, but got out after 14 years cause Voldy broke her out. So she was sent there because she tortured the Longbottoms into insanity, with the best spell ever, Crucio.

And that is why the Harry Potter movies suck ass. Because in the fourth book, Bellatrix is indroduced as one of the people to torture the Longbottoms, but in the goddamn movies, she is not mentioned AT ALL, and fucking BARTY CROUCH JR GETS ALL OF THE CREDIT, EVEN THOUGH IN THE BOOKS HE IS ALL "oh daddy don't send me away I didn't do iiiiiiiit.!"

To put it briefly (to late though, I guess,) Bellatrix is cooler than all of you.


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